He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon."What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house? Where's my Visa Gold Card?"The fairy said: "Tough luck. Now that you are a Canadian, you're entitled to "Sweet bugger all like the rest of us." ... and then she disappeared...This one is compliments of DaveA woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding."Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?" Well," replied the customer, a little. The third time was at the end of the class when the instructor asked us all to give each other a goodbye wave. She turned around to me, smiling, and our eyes met. She seemed friendly, open, curious. I smiled back.After the class, I ran for my car amid a sudden downpour. As I pulled up at the traffic lights outside the club, I saw her crossing the street. No umbrella. Getting soaked. When the lights changed, I overtook her and pulling up a few yards ahead, opening the passenger side window. "You must be getting soaked," I called out. She peered in, recognised me, and laughed. "This happens all the time," she said. "I'm such an idiot." She had a quiet voice, rather low. "Where do you live? Let me give you a lift home." She hesitated, looking at me again with that wide smile, then apparently decided that I wasn't any kind of threat. "I'm just off Manor Road," she said. "Is that alright?"I nodded my head, and she climbed in the passenger seat. "Martina." Nick. Nice to meet you, Martina.".
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